Thee Black CrocoDahlia!

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Thee Black CrocoDahlia is here to croc your world

Crikey, have I got a treat for you! Prepare to meet a fierce burlesque dancer that's sure to make you snap with excitement: Thee Black CrocoDahlia! This glamorous gator has been gracing the stage with her gator grandeur for two years and in 2023 became the Harlot of the Hause of Whoremoans and a founding member of The Burn It Down Collective.

Now, Croc may have a bit of a reputation for devouring her prey, but don't let that scare you off. She's as graceful as she is powerful, and when she hits the stage, she's a force to be reckoned with. With moves that are smooth like the waters of the swamp and sharp as the teeth of a crocodile, Thee Black CrocoDahlia will croc your world.

Don't let her tough exterior fool you. When it comes to dance, Croc is all heart. She pours her soul into every performance, and her passion shines through in every act. She's a true swamp queen, ruling over the stage with a ferocity that's second to none.

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Live Sound masterfully handled by Danny Ritchie.

Video for Patreon provided by Eric Patton of the Horrible Things Film Club

Episode recorded at Creepatorium

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