Weekly Show Roundup!
Hello Burlesque Fans!
The holiday season will continue to elate and/or plague us for the next month and then some NEW STRESS will take over, so the resources will stay here in this newsletter for a while.
Here are a few mental health resources just in case the holidays are not a joyous time for you.
SPEAKING OF RESOURCES: Support your local S*x Workers!
(I unfortunately have to censor that word for spam filters 🙃) Whether or not you consider burlesque to be a form of s*x work, the two are tied together in ways far deeper than most of us know. Whole papers could (and have been) written on the subject.
Wanna support this vital part of our economy?
YOU HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY!
Thin Ice Beneath Our Pleasers: A Nation in Flames
December 13th, 2024 Creepatorium, 1974 S Acoma St, Denver, CO
Join the 7th Annual International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers to reflect, resist, and heal at Creepatorium in Denver. As we mark seven years of community organizing in Colorado, we look back on the struggles we’ve faced—from the pandemic to political shifts—and honor the lives lost to violence. Together, we’ll create space for healing, solidarity, and radical joy. Open to all comrades in the collective struggle. Let’s make this a night of reflection, resilience, and revolutionary love.
Support an upcoming All Black Production in the works by a Colorado Springs Producer!
BiTCHHAÜS Productions is looking for some sponsorship for a show in February! Here is what Boujie Bitch had to say:
”For my shows, I pay performers and support a $50 minimum. For February, BıTCHHAÜS Productions is obviously going to put on an all black show, and I would like to pay them more than my normal amount. SO I need some support - I'm looking for sponsors for the show. If you have something we can throw into a giveaway/notraffle let me know, or you can simply support monetarily by pledging a dollar amount that will go directly to the cast and crew. Send me a message to let me know what you can do. ALSOOO the best and easiest way to support? Buy tickets, come watch the show, and tip these beautiful humans. And share this post to your network! Love yall”
Is that helper YOU?
PHEW! So much info! You’re so patient to scroll down this far. Here is your roundup of Burlesque Shows in the Denver Area (and a little beyond!) in the next week!
Featured!
Tits & Giggles: A Comedy and Burlesque Benefit for Creepatorium
December 5th, 2024 8:00pm Creepatorium, 1974 S Acoma St, Denver, CO
Chills & Thrills Burlesque (Colorado Springs)
December 7th, 2024 8:00pm Wagon Wheel Sports Bar & Concert Hall, 2308 East Platte Avenue Colorado Springs, CO
Ring My Bell: A Holiday Burlesque Variety Show (Fort Collins)
December 7th, 2024 8:30pm The Grotto at Mystique Lingerie, 2700 S College Ave, Fort Collins, CO
Naughty Nooner Burlesque Brunch (Colorado Springs)
December 8th, 2024 1:00pm Frisky's, 103 S Wahsatch Ave, Colorado Springs, CO
TICKETS AT THE DOOR
Moondays at the World Famous Surfside 7 (Fort Collins)
December 9th, 2024 8:00pm Surfside 7, 238 Linden St. Fort Collins
Tickets sold at door. Cash or venmo $15 GA, $10 service industry workers and BIPOC
This week in Denver-Metro!
Tits & Giggles: A Comedy and Burlesque Benefit for Creepatorium
December 5th, 2024 8:00pm Creepatorium, 1974 S Acoma St, Denver, CO
Join us on December 5th, 2024, for Tits & Giggles, a wildly entertaining comedy and burlesque mashup benefiting Creepatorium! Hosted by Alabaster and Chris Wellman, this show make two worlds collide, with burlesque and comedy in one show! And the twist? All performers will be trying their hand and BOTH art forms to raise funds for Denver’s beloved Creepatorium, helping them finish their buildout and finally get the city off their backs. Getting licenses and permits and paperwork shit in order is no laughing matter, but this show will be!
The 12 Gays of Christmas
December 6th, 2024 6:00pm Roxy on Broadway, 554 S Broadway, Denver, CO
A very holistic burlesque show denouncing organized religion (mostly Christianity) with lots of queers! Produced by Lainie Lynx. MCed by Ginger Topps. Located at a sweet speakeasy-themed bar on Broadway. Introducing Aly Cat as stage kitten and debuting her Burlesque career, Jezebel DuJour! Other queer sex symbols include Stepdaddy Longlegs, Morningstar Darkling, TRASH!, Whore T. Culture, Thee Fiasco, Poppy Blooms, and Twirly Temple. Church is looking much more fun this Holiday season.
Liquor Pie Peep Show: the Christmas B-List
December 7th, 2024 8:30pm Liquor Pie Speakeasy at Odde's Music Grill, 9975 Wadsworth Pkwy #2, Westminster, CO
A burlesque show of acts by your lesser-celebrated Christmas characters.
Laxin' at the Lair and Pop a Pastie Crossover Episode recording
December 8th, 2024 6:00pm Lion's Lair, 2022 E Colfax Ave, Denver, CO
The Laxin' at the Lair podcast (recently revamped for video!) and Pop a Pastie (the Podcast that funds this calendar!) are doing a crossover episode!!! Learn more about doing Burlesque at Lion's Lair! Watch Alabaster shake her stuff to showcase what it's like. No Cover.
The School of Badass Burlesque Fall Student Showcase
December 8th, 2024 6:00pm Liquor Pie Speakeasy at Odde's Music Grill, 9975 Wadsworth Pkwy #2, Westminster, CO
After working hard for nine weeks, our students are ready to strut their stuff for you in this student showcase featuring solos, group performances, and a performance by Katya Peepin.
This week in Colorado Springs!
Chills & Thrills Burlesque (Colorado Springs)
December 7th, 2024 8:00pm Wagon Wheel Sports Bar & Concert Hall, 2308 East Platte Avenue Colorado Springs, CO
Get ready for a night of excitement and sensuality at our Burlesque event! Join us for an evening filled with seductive performances that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Our talented performers will captivate you with their grace and fierce moves. Don't miss out on this unforgettable experience - come and immerse yourself in the world of Chills & Thrills Burlesque!
Naughty Nooner Burlesque Brunch (Colorado Springs)
December 8th, 2024 1:00pm Frisky's, 103 S Wahsatch Ave, Colorado Springs, CO
TICKETS AT THE DOOR
The Nooner is Colorado Springs favorite Sunday Guilty Pleasure. The show is high energy fun and is a blend of established acts and roulette acts. The roulette wheel is themed every month, and this month is holiday cheer.
This week in Fort Collins!
Ring My Bell: A Holiday Burlesque Variety Show (Fort Collins)
December 7th, 2024 8:30pm The Grotto at Mystique Lingerie, 2700 S College Ave, Fort Collins, CO
This December, step into a winter wonderland where the bells ring and the tassels twirl in Ring My Bell: A Holiday Burlesque Variety Show! Join us at The Grotto at Mystique Lingerie for a dazzling display of talent as our performers light up the stage with their bell-themed acts. Don't miss out on this one-of-a-kind event that will leave you feeling merry and bright. Grab your friends and come ring in the holiday season with us!
Moondays at the World Famous Surfside 7 (Fort Collins)
December 9th, 2024 8:00pm Surfside 7, 238 Linden St. Fort Collins
Got a case of the Mondays? Solve it with the brilliant and awesome The Cosmic Cabaret's Moondays! Every second Monday at the World Famous Surfside 7 The CC serves up a moon-filled show of sexy, funny, and feral. With no theme and a versatile space each Moondays is unpredictable and never dull!
Tickets sold at door. Cash or venmo $15 GA, $10 service industry workers and BIPOC
Plan ahead by checking out our full calendar!
The Latest Featured Denver Burlesque Performer: Pennie Please!
She's sugar, spice, and expensive in price. Welcome to the stage... PENNIE PLEASE!
Pennie is the founder and creative director of burly trio Dream Girls Burlesque. She's been in the Denver burlesque scene since 2019. This DJ and professional pet pal has also appeared on the Netflix series Squid Game The Challenge. Check it out and see if you can spot player #88!
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